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(Source: strangegirlalone)

ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:
“ awwww-cute:
“ Here is your receipt
”
How all receipts should be handed to me
”

ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

awwww-cute:

Here is your receipt

How all receipts should be handed to me

(via bloodyypounds)

(Source: amere-mortal, via apprehention)

chestervelt:
“ vgfm:
“ interruptingpanda:
“ budacub:
“ suarezalex:
“ I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??
”
Put the sticker back
”
It actually got worse.
”
It went from oral sex between two consenting adults to two vandals...

chestervelt:

vgfm:

interruptingpanda:

budacub:

suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

Put the sticker back

It actually got worse.

It went from oral sex between two consenting adults to two vandals bisecting, dismembering, and disemboweling one of their young and then dumping their own pureed excrement inside of its scraped-out body cavity for the purposes of a cannibalistic feast.

2 m&ms 1 cup

(Source: kulatabris, via tyleroakley)